<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892</id><updated>2011-10-15T11:40:04.035-07:00</updated><title type='text'>(ಠ_ಠ)&gt;☂</title><subtitle type='html'>impossible soup</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-2774851042287074861</id><published>2010-01-23T19:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T19:04:34.899-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Aw, you know who your are--this is for you. ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~jnl6w"&gt;http://blip.fm/~jnl6w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-2774851042287074861?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/2774851042287074861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#2774851042287074861#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/2774851042287074861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/2774851042287074861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#2774851042287074861' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-2754690955383070590</id><published>2010-01-20T10:36:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T10:36:03.566-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>How about some Black Kids, yeah? ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~jfvyw"&gt;http://blip.fm/~jfvyw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-2754690955383070590?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/2754690955383070590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#2754690955383070590#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/2754690955383070590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/2754690955383070590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#2754690955383070590' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-7855769348723554131</id><published>2010-01-18T16:27:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T16:27:25.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Brilliant, with a capital 's.'  ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~jd70p"&gt;http://blip.fm/~jd70p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-7855769348723554131?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/7855769348723554131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#7855769348723554131#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/7855769348723554131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/7855769348723554131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#7855769348723554131' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1663788503936845252</id><published>2010-01-17T20:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-17T20:13:49.677-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Take a break. Get away. ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~jbt3p"&gt;http://blip.fm/~jbt3p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1663788503936845252?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1663788503936845252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#1663788503936845252#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1663788503936845252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1663788503936845252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#1663788503936845252' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-5531517935071879181</id><published>2010-01-09T17:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T17:32:14.521-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Bicycle repairs have been successful! Huzzah!  ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~iyc30"&gt;http://blip.fm/~iyc30&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-5531517935071879181?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/5531517935071879181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#5531517935071879181#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5531517935071879181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5531517935071879181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html#5531517935071879181' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-8267932789276016269</id><published>2010-01-01T19:37:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T19:37:31.489-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Your one of a kind ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~iln9d"&gt;http://blip.fm/~iln9d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-8267932789276016269?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-8549665896572009876</id><published>2009-12-26T19:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T19:16:48.909-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Pogo's gorgeous music-video of the film 'Up.' ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~ici0d"&gt;http://blip.fm/~ici0d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-8549665896572009876?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/8549665896572009876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#8549665896572009876#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8549665896572009876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8549665896572009876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#8549665896572009876' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-798954000376634388</id><published>2009-12-17T21:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T21:01:40.165-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Brilliant, Adriano Celentano! -- Prisencolinensinainciusol ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~hyv5f"&gt;http://blip.fm/~hyv5f&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-798954000376634388?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/798954000376634388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#798954000376634388#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/798954000376634388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/798954000376634388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#798954000376634388' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-5444867607482413146</id><published>2009-12-11T23:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T23:21:16.971-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>listening to "The Police - Can&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-5444867607482413146?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/5444867607482413146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#5444867607482413146#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5444867607482413146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5444867607482413146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#5444867607482413146' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-5282899165920298165</id><published>2009-12-11T23:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T23:15:27.720-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>listening to "Hawkins - Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)" ♫ &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~hod2x"&gt;http://blip.fm/~hod2x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-5282899165920298165?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/5282899165920298165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#5282899165920298165#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5282899165920298165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5282899165920298165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html#5282899165920298165' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-872428587164820734</id><published>2009-10-01T20:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T20:51:50.858-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Test post of Ping.fm widget...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-872428587164820734?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/872428587164820734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_10_01_archive.html#872428587164820734#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/872428587164820734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/872428587164820734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_10_01_archive.html#872428587164820734' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-6585243592005601244</id><published>2009-05-08T13:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T13:01:51.038-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;Pardon the intrusion, I'm a test post. =D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-6585243592005601244?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/6585243592005601244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html#6585243592005601244#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/6585243592005601244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/6585243592005601244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html#6585243592005601244' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1791161667983505254</id><published>2009-04-21T19:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T19:37:51.252-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ok. Let's try this again . . . Test post via blip.fm to ping.fm  ♫ http://blip.fm/~4qea1&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1791161667983505254?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1791161667983505254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html#1791161667983505254#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1791161667983505254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1791161667983505254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html#1791161667983505254' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-4416076088933983303</id><published>2009-04-16T18:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T18:52:24.793-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Test post via Ping.fm&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-4416076088933983303?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/4416076088933983303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html#4416076088933983303#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/4416076088933983303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/4416076088933983303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html#4416076088933983303' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1018836949645891254</id><published>2009-02-16T16:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T16:34:08.024-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;font face='arial'&gt;I'm watching the &lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOiZyPT6JTU' target='_blank'&gt;game-play&lt;/a&gt; video of Tales of Vesperia and, while I feel that their in-game cut scenes are admirable, the acting cues are pretty stiff. For example one actor will preform during his cue, but as he's done all his energy just stops in mid-motion once the next actor starts her cue. It all makes the scene feel very stop-and-go, as if there's only one puppeteer controlling an entire cast.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Over all the in-game cut-scenes of the most resent Tales series are quality work; both excellent voice acting and motion capture for a Anime themed game, but if the action cues were tighter and more fluid it would be a stellar achievement for games in general.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That reminds me, I saw the intro cinema for Bad Company a while ago and thought this same thing. The motion capture was great, the voice acting delivered, and graphics and lighting excellent. And despite all this the cues were all stop and go. For example:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt; *The private makes a wise-ass comment to his Sargent*&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt; *The Sargent yells at his insubordinate private*&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In between those two lines is about a two to three second gap which is masked by idle action, like a breathing animation or shifting weight. That gap sucks the intensity right out of the moment despite the actors energy.  That gap needs to be shortened in order to address this stop-go acting that I see plaguing games. Games want to be movies, it's a fact, and that translates to proper pacing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;     &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class='zemanta-pixie'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=c8efaed4-9611-4ae6-b7ed-38389a718440' class='zemanta-pixie-img'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1018836949645891254?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1018836949645891254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#1018836949645891254#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1018836949645891254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1018836949645891254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#1018836949645891254' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-8772726408096545978</id><published>2009-02-14T21:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T21:32:08.539-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;Argh! ARGH! This is the kinda &lt;a href='http://www.asofterworld.com/stories.html' target='_blank'&gt;simplicity&lt;/a&gt; in a blog I want. Center straight down the line. No ADD flashy. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Excuse me as I sulk. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class='zemanta-pixie'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=189ca988-d95a-49bb-9295-68b02cdb53fe' class='zemanta-pixie-img'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-8772726408096545978?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/8772726408096545978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#8772726408096545978#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8772726408096545978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8772726408096545978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#8772726408096545978' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-890896574551530801</id><published>2009-02-06T19:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T19:36:24.546-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Oh Great! Using the newly elected president as a &lt;a href="http://www.onemanga.com/Air_Gear/226/16/"&gt;plot device&lt;/a&gt; to further your &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Gear"&gt;series&lt;/a&gt;, and then body swapping him into that of a young girl. You're shameful!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet as I've heard a similar occurrence has &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/08/obama-spiderman-to-team-u_n_156329.html"&gt;happened&lt;/a&gt; already, although &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh%21_great"&gt;Oh! great&lt;/a&gt; has provided him with a truly epic &lt;a href="http://www.onemanga.com/Air_Gear/229/08/"&gt;back-story&lt;/a&gt;, so all is forgiven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-890896574551530801?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/890896574551530801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#890896574551530801#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/890896574551530801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/890896574551530801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#890896574551530801' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-7528690385462996099</id><published>2009-02-05T13:46:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T13:46:25.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"dot dot dot"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;I'll fill this out later . . . No, I won't. I'll just leave it here and claim it's artistic expression. I'll title it&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Times New Roman'&gt;--&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;With Mike in Hand&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;--&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;or how about-- &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Times New Roman'&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Soapbox&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Yeah, that'll do. I can never be labled uninventive because art is relative. Everything I do is &lt;i&gt;art &lt;/i&gt;because it's done with &lt;i&gt;passion&lt;/i&gt;, and ya can't tell me otherwise!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;. . . yeah, this'll do. &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-7528690385462996099?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/7528690385462996099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#7528690385462996099#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/7528690385462996099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/7528690385462996099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#7528690385462996099' title='&amp;quot;dot dot dot&amp;quot;'/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-8882096843651285948</id><published>2009-01-30T19:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T19:11:19.282-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Ah! I wanna write &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;here &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;more. Flex my muscle! Get back in the game! It itches under my skin! Yet every time I hover over that publish button I stop myself,  &lt;font face='sans-serif'&gt;&lt;i&gt;"I should say more profound things than what I'm about to."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Then all the haunting memories of livejournals come roaring back and then, &lt;font face='sans-serif'&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Fuck. What a waste this is," &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;and I shovel back the gelatinous word salad where I found it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I didn't own a livejournal. All my friends did. I was just &lt;i&gt;too &lt;/i&gt;emo for coherency.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-8882096843651285948?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/8882096843651285948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#8882096843651285948#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8882096843651285948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/8882096843651285948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#8882096843651285948' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-6411302096976040508</id><published>2009-01-24T11:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-27T18:39:01.979-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Every-time I go to a confession website to pour out my deepest saddest most personal woes, the network times-out, or there's a server error, or a bad request, or some other technological blunder happens. My confession vanishes from the text-field presenting me a clean slate to start over.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;"Goddamnit."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;I'm lamenting my misfortune, not confessing a sin. Perhaps the quantum universe recognises this and saved the world from being subjected to my wailing? I seek no pity, I just want to relieve myself of my own self imposed torture. Just for a moment I want to feel love -- reciprocation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-6411302096976040508?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/6411302096976040508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#6411302096976040508#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/6411302096976040508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/6411302096976040508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#6411302096976040508' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1606865780507227644</id><published>2009-01-18T04:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T04:03:50.915-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yamcha: No, you don't mean--&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jack: Yamcha . . . We need serious serious money! And the only way to get that much fast cash is by bringing in an S-Class bandit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yamcha [collapses his arms into his chest]: . . . we have no choice I suppose.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;* * *&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Jack and Yamcha are scanning the bandit bulletin board. Their gaze rises to the top of the board and focus on a poster that reads "Vash the Stampede. Wanted. Sixty billion dollars.")&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;Jack&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;: No way. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;Not Vash. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;No bounty hunter has ever gone after him and come back to tell the tale!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;Yamcha&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;: No. We're not going after Vash. We're going after that one--&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Points to the wanted poster, framed and hanging right above the bulletin board)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yamcha: Captain Harlock!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jack [reads from the poster]: "&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;Wanted Dead or Alive! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face='Courier New'&gt;Space Pirate Captain Harlock! For destruction and defiance of the system!" What the hell's "space?"&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yamcha: Don't know, but he's a pirate and pirates live in water. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jack: So, 'space' must be a kind of water then. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yamcha: Yup. That means he's gotta have a ship and we're gonna need a ship too if we're ever gonna catch him.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jack: Yeah! A 'Space' ship!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1606865780507227644?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1606865780507227644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#1606865780507227644#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1606865780507227644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1606865780507227644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#1606865780507227644' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-5119985172330473834</id><published>2009-01-18T03:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T03:21:27.469-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;font face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;WHY . . . do American otaku prefer &lt;i&gt;sub &lt;/i&gt;over &lt;i&gt;dub&lt;/i&gt;? Simply because of the quality of voice acting. English anime voice actors have nearly zero inflection. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Like a slice of white bread with the crust cut off.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean there are quite a few accomplished English voice actors, but many have nowhere need the range of the Japanese. Even the so-high-and-squeaky-only-dogs-can-hear voice actor can offer up greater emotional range in a line than the typical English anime voice actor can.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is the hidden reason why A-Otaku choose &lt;i&gt;sub &lt;/i&gt;over &lt;i&gt;dub&lt;/i&gt;. Not "&lt;i&gt;I prefer listening to the authentic language as was intended by the creators." &lt;/i&gt;It's 'cause the English voices are painfully embarrassing to hear.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-5119985172330473834?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/5119985172330473834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#5119985172330473834#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5119985172330473834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5119985172330473834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#5119985172330473834' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1302583137736819959</id><published>2009-01-16T16:55:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T17:25:59.726-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I write these amusing plot outlines when they strike me. I get excited as I'm writing them down; once it's out on paper however my enthusiasm diminishes as I read'em back. I quietly whisk them away into a brown paper bag.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/SXEtiA6mMmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/6-UFhieAmAc/s1600-h/DSC00198.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/SXEtiA6mMmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/6-UFhieAmAc/s320/DSC00198.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292061099521618530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I never think what I write to be "&lt;i&gt;funny&lt;/i&gt;." They're "&lt;i&gt;amusing&lt;/i&gt;" as in "&lt;i&gt;that made me smile . . . I hope no one saw me&lt;/i&gt;."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/SXEtiYfrg7I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Gm6cZv88IpA/s1600-h/DSC00199.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/SXEtiYfrg7I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Gm6cZv88IpA/s320/DSC00199.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292061105851171762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;As you might have guessed I'm an atrocious speller. I wanted to flesh this out bit more actually. I had envisioned Jack Black as the final entertainment icon Jack had to find to destroy the evil, but I thought "&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;no, it needs to be someone cooler -cooler than thou-. An obscure cult icon from a far gone era . . .&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1302583137736819959?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1302583137736819959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#1302583137736819959#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1302583137736819959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1302583137736819959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#1302583137736819959' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/SXEtiA6mMmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/6-UFhieAmAc/s72-c/DSC00198.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-1152866100076850628</id><published>2008-12-30T18:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T19:17:49.607-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"Everything you read is false. Everything you learn is true."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This reasoning is the philosophy of the internet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-1152866100076850628?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/1152866100076850628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html#1152866100076850628#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1152866100076850628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/1152866100076850628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html#1152866100076850628' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-5232560008573762566</id><published>2007-07-12T00:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T19:17:26.321-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>One of my biggest irrational fear is to discover I'm actually retarded --that one day I'll take some simple test and . . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: Well, we've got the test back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Jack: Yeah? . . . was there something wrong? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: Well . . . what we've discovered is that your mental score was in fact a few points lower than the average participant.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Jack: Oh? How low did it come out to be? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: Quite low actually . . . quite, quite low.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Jack: What? What's wrong? How low is it?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: We've conferred with a few doctors around nation on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;these results and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;the nature what they mean and seems the consensus is that you've been masquerading as an intelligence person --for years in fact. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Jack: Excuse me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: You're very very convincing. You had me and my entire staff perfectly fooled, but this test and these scores are inexplicable and undeniable evidence of retardation. As a precautionary safety measure we're gonna have to put some distance between you and society immediately.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Jack: Are you . . . you're gonna put me away cause I'm stupid?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Doctor: What? No! Not at all like that. You're just now no longer allowed to associate with certain members of society. People like, you know, those of the normal intelligence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-5232560008573762566?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/5232560008573762566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#5232560008573762566#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5232560008573762566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/5232560008573762566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#5232560008573762566' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243455222146789892.post-3887211560143531293</id><published>2007-06-25T03:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T20:00:49.450-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;I'm too anti-social.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;Way far too anti-social. Every person I meet I put up a barrier to handle each person. I don't know. Perhaps I'm too hurt by the world that I can't seem to find myself and my position in it. I lock everyone out, including myself. I should open and bare myself, but . . .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;To be open is frightening. To be naked and exposed to just a single person is terrifying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;You put down your guard, and your walls, and your shields; and make yourself vulnerable to that one person.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;The world then is no longer the sum of the earth or the stretch of universe, it is only the room of two people; scared, weak, and frightened.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;It is in this moment they show the nature of themselves; the ugly and beautiful selves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-family:lucida grande;"  &gt;The flood gates open. The dam breaks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;and then . . .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/243455222146789892-3887211560143531293?l=gerent.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/feeds/3887211560143531293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html#3887211560143531293#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/3887211560143531293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/243455222146789892/posts/default/3887211560143531293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gerent.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html#3887211560143531293' title=''/><author><name>gerent</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14732878521729813442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmZ9I0qoqQ/STIlojqjmOI/AAAAAAAAAC0/OBeUVMliZgU/S220/n516949433_1504742_8905.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
